Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Whitelaw Guarantee

Old Victor is totally dedicated to bringing you all the facts about the Multicultural Hate Machine’s war against White Australian Nationalists.

He and his colleagues believe the best defence against their cowardly intimidation is to openly publish their gross lies and gutless threats as soon as possible and let as many people as he can know where to view them, right here.

So any of you Left Wing lunatics who want to be famous simply keep flapping your gums and posting threats and leave the rest to old Vic.

Remember, it’s quite simple, Victor responds to your provocation and he has an enormous supply of information. You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 am  
Anonymous 1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 am  
Anonymous Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 pm  
Anonymous Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 pm  
Anonymous A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 pm  
Anonymous Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 pm  
Anonymous Riff Raff said...

Captain Kromlek it's all over
Your racism is a failure, your lack of intelligence is too extreme
ZOG's your new commander, you now are their prisoner
We return to mutliculturalism, prepare the mind control beam..

1:49 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Whitelaw Guarantee"
6 Comments -Show Original Post Collapse comments

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM

1:49 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM
Anonymous said...

"The Whitelaw Guarantee"
6 Comments -Show Original Post Collapse comments

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM

1:49 PM

1:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Whitelaw Guarantee"
8 Comments -Show Original Post Collapse comments

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM
Anonymous said...

"The Whitelaw Guarantee"
6 Comments -Show Original Post Collapse comments

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM

1:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM
Anonymous said...

"The Whitelaw Guarantee"
6 Comments -Show Original Post Collapse comments

Anonymous said...

So what you're basically saying Pete is that you plan on writing yourself a whole bunch of vociferous hatemail and then publishing passing it off as lefty drivvel?

You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

That's a tough call to make when all you've got is a pair of two's.

1:16 AM
1940s Era Movie Director said...

You there! Kromlek! Can you sing? Can you dance?

NO?

Get off my set!

8:08 AM
Roxy Heart said...

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

12:12 PM
Daddy Warbucks said...

Now now now Peter.

Hop in my special girocopter and we'll go for a fly. Don't mind Punjab, I know you have an aversion to darkies but he really is a top notch fellow.

I want to adopt you Peter. I think you'll make a fine brother for Annie. Just ease off on sending any death threats to Miss Hannigan.

12:35 PM
A Prisoner of Love said...

Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Tempe getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!

Boy, have I been taken
Oy, I'm so forsaken
I should have seen what came to pass
I should have known to watch my ass!
I feel like Othello
Everything is lost
Jimmy is Iago
Pete is double-crossed!
I'm so dismayed
Did I mention I'm betrayed?

I used to be the king
But now I am the fool
A captain without a ship
A rabbi without a shul!

Now I'm about to go to jail
There's no one who will pay my bail
I have no one who I can cry to
No one I can say goodbye to...

Just like Julius Caesar
Was betrayed by Brutus
Who'd think that a doctor
Would turn out to be my Judas!
I'm so dismayed
Is this how I'm repaid?
To be...
Betrayed!
BETRAYED!!

12:41 PM
Harold said...

Mothers of Sydney City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old fuhrer?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in Sydney city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Peter.

12:51 PM

1:49 PM

1:50 PM

1:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victor Whitelaw

Wednesday, February 22, 2006
The Whitelaw Guarantee
Old Victor is totally dedicated to bringing you all the facts about the Multicultural Hate Machine’s war against White Australian Nationalists.

He and his colleagues believe the best defence against their cowardly intimidation is to openly publish their gross lies and gutless threats as soon as possible and let as many people as he can know where to view them, right here.

So any of you Left Wing lunatics who want to be famous simply keep flapping your gums and posting threats and leave the rest to old Vic.

Remember, it’s quite simple, Victor responds to your provocation and he has an enormous supply of information. You stop the attacks on White Nationalists and Vic will have nothing further to say.

posted by Victor Whitelaw at Wednesday, February 22, 2006 9 comments
The Controlled Media Dogs Are (still) Barking
Despite the deactivated political status of Kromlek this writer still has access to his, and others’, voluminous data bases. For his part Kromlek feels perfectly justified and fully entitled to respond (through a third party) to the continuing lies of the Left. His contribution to this Blog of archival material to assist in setting the record straight is as much appreciated as it is necessary. He wishes it known that he is not interested in further provocation but reserves the right to provide facts as a counter to the filthy lies still emanating from the FDB hate factory.

In accordance with these agreed protocols, he today contacted Victor Whitelaw with news of yet another episode in his persecution at the hands of the Controlled Media. At approximately 2.30 P.M. today he was called on his employer’s mobile phone by Ms. Marnie O’ Neill of the Sunday Telegraph.

During the , at times, heated discussion she was apparently very protective of Darp and became incensed, becoming quite emotional, when Kromlek suggested Darp was a liar and an invertebrate creature of poor character. Is there perhaps a closer connection here? When Kromlek refused to reveal the (true?) identity of the third party (namely Victor Whitelaw) her tone became quite belligerent and threatening. She indicated this left her with “little alternative” but to name Kromlek publicly.

Kromlek, quite understandably, became angry at this overt threat and regretfully lost his temper. He accused her of threatening him and she denied this despite her having just implied as much. Kromlek stated that, in hindsight, Ms. Marnie’s tactics had been intimidatory from the start. He related how she had turned up, both uninvited and unannounced, in early January outside his employer’s office and, calling on the office phone, said “I want to speak to you. Look out the window and you will see me waving from my car out the front”.
If this reckless behaviour and blatant disregard for privacy is not both grossly intrusive and potentially job threatening then this writer doesn’t know what is! The intent is clear, to embarrass and humiliate and to capitalise on the current hysterical post-Cronulla political climate.
Darp and several of his motley crew have already claimed very close working relationships with the Controlled Media and indicated that Kromlek and others will be "tried by Media".
The reader may make up their own mind. All WE do is provide the FACTS.

posted by Victor Whitelaw at Wednesday, February 22, 2006 5 comments
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1:52 pm  
Blogger Andy said...

Dear kindly Sergeant Kromlek,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ANDY AND FDB
Gee, Officer Kromlek, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ANDY
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

ZOG: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ANDY: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

ZOG: Just tell it to the judge.

ANDY
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

WEEZIL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Kromlek, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ANDY
I'm disturbed!

FDB
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

WEEZIL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ANDY: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

WEEZIL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ANDY (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Kromlek, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ANDY
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ANDY: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ANDY
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BLACKROSE: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Kromlek, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ANDY
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

WEEZIL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BLACKROSE (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

WEEZIL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BLACKROSE
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Kromlek, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Kromlek,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Kromlek,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Kromlek,
@#$% you!

[Honestly Peter, why the pretence? 'Victor Whitelaw'? Please!]

3:23 pm  
Anonymous Rizzo said...

Look at me I'm Kromlekee
Turgid shithouse philosophy
Won't go bed till
I've killed em all dead
That's me
I'm Kromlekee!

8:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Splendid work!

They are all such beautiful compositions children.

At this rate we'll be seeing you all looking after yourselves, leaving home and being all self sufficient like real grown ups.

Just you be careful though with all that plagiarism.

10:42 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm, we all live at home and can't take care of our selves.....

yet some how we manage to run some great conspiricy to controll the media and exterminate the white race.

I mean really if you guys can't beat us mummys boys then you've got to be pretty inferior

8:22 pm  

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